(Note: my email address has changed.)
Ian, I'll bet you've had some measure of
success
installing MediaWiki. Now, if I could only find out exactly what you
did ...
I followed the instructions. It worked.
If you want a keystroke-by-keystroke log of what I did, well, I didn't
create one. If you want me to go through the whole process again and record
everything, I can do that, but it would take solid days of work to
cover the stuff you want, and that is *way* more effort than I am going to
donate to the USPTO for free. So, do you have a budget to pay for this kind of
support?
Ian