[WikiEN-l] Afd nominations

Thu Oct 6 13:47:20 UTC 2005

Stefan Sittler wrote:

>I know, I know: how about the Capulets and Montagues? Crips and the
>Bloods? Yeah! Or the Sharks and the Jets. Then there could be a tender
>story of children of the warring Associations thrown together by fate
>and passion, tossed on the winds of information, tenderly editing each
>others articles, realizing the narrow creed they followed was nothing
>when it came to verifying AND including their love for another, each
>one spouting verse on the others talk page in the middle of the night,
>being bold, breaking the 3RR together, only to be cut down and burned
>out in a brutal flamewar  ending only in tragedy as one takes the
>poison of AfD and the other falls on his own WP:POINT in a message to
>all, and eyes are opened by this tragedy, leading to a historic
>agreement as Jimbo Wales eulogizes over their young but lifeless
>accounts, complete with tender homilies about community and vision and
>how he C0ntr0lz Teh Un1v3rs3.
>Or not.

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- d.