The sadly comical irony is, for anyone teetering on the brink of psychosis, I can't imagine what more we, as an institution, could have done to push people into believing allegations. Seriously... If we had all gotten together at a secret location and brainstormed for days on how to, as a prank, try to convince the world that SV = LM = MI5 agent who is controlling Wikipedia, we could never have come up with anything better than what we've actually done--